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I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)
Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy
I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
Ek ladki roz jab
college se
ghar aati toh
ek ladke ko
..apne ghar ke
bahar khada๐ถdekhti..
Aisa roz hota tha
even pura 1 saal beet gaya
aur woh ladka roz usko apne ..ghar ke saamne nazar ata..
Woh kuch nahi kehta.. tha bas chup chaap
kabhi agey pechay aur kabhi
apne mobile phone ko dekhta..
..Ladki ko yakeen hone laga ke ladka usse pyaar karta hai..
..Ladki ne apne ghar walo ko bataya.
..Gharwalo ko ladka pasand aa gaya.
Gaav se bhi bade buzurg aa gaye.
Ek din ladki.. ne himmat karke uske paas jaake bol diya ke
tum 1 saal se aise mere ..ghar ke bahar khade๐ถ rehte ho to hume pata chal gaya hai ki tum mujhse bahot pyar karte ho.
..Main bhi tumse shaadi karne k liye ready hu.'
Ladka darr gaya aur fauran bola-
...Maaf karna behenji...
actually aapke ghar k
wi-fi pe password nahi hai..
Main to free mein data use karne aata hun.
college se
ghar aati toh
ek ladke ko
..apne ghar ke
bahar khada๐ถdekhti..
Aisa roz hota tha
even pura 1 saal beet gaya
aur woh ladka roz usko apne ..ghar ke saamne nazar ata..
Woh kuch nahi kehta.. tha bas chup chaap
kabhi agey pechay aur kabhi
apne mobile phone ko dekhta..
..Ladki ko yakeen hone laga ke ladka usse pyaar karta hai..
..Ladki ne apne ghar walo ko bataya.
..Gharwalo ko ladka pasand aa gaya.
Gaav se bhi bade buzurg aa gaye.
Ek din ladki.. ne himmat karke uske paas jaake bol diya ke
tum 1 saal se aise mere ..ghar ke bahar khade๐ถ rehte ho to hume pata chal gaya hai ki tum mujhse bahot pyar karte ho.
..Main bhi tumse shaadi karne k liye ready hu.'
Ladka darr gaya aur fauran bola-
...Maaf karna behenji...
actually aapke ghar k
wi-fi pe password nahi hai..
Main to free mein data use karne aata hun.
IMPROVE YOUR G.K :
1. National Sister:" MamtaBanerjee,
2. National Girlfriend:" Sunny Leone,
3. National Tension:" Salman Khan's marriage,
4. National Bachelor:" Rahul Gandhi,
5. National Dehshat:" Sequel of Ra.One,
6. National food:" Kasam,
7. National Struggler:" Abhishek Bachchan,
8. National Judge:" Archana Puran Singh,
9. National Mom:" Sonia Gandhi,
10. National Book:" Face Book,
11. National Robot:" Manmohan Singh.!!
1. National Sister:" MamtaBanerjee,
2. National Girlfriend:" Sunny Leone,
3. National Tension:" Salman Khan's marriage,
4. National Bachelor:" Rahul Gandhi,
5. National Dehshat:" Sequel of Ra.One,
6. National food:" Kasam,
7. National Struggler:" Abhishek Bachchan,
8. National Judge:" Archana Puran Singh,
9. National Mom:" Sonia Gandhi,
10. National Book:" Face Book,
11. National Robot:" Manmohan Singh.!!
