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Funny Hindi Jokes On Boyfriend


Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweet or jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

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Boy Vs Girl Hindi Jokes

Boy ne Girl ko propose kiya to girl gussa ho gaye aur boli .

Girl :- Apni shakl dekhi hai ?

Boy :- Ha dekhi hai, tabhi to tere pass aaya hoon varna katrina kaif ke pass nahi jata.

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 Jokes On the Shop

I came out of the chip shop with a meat/potato pie, large chips, 
mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. 
A poor homeless man, sitting there, said, “I’ve not eaten for two  days.” 
I  told him, “I wish, I had your will power!”

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Jokes on Biology Exam

I took my biology exam last Friday. 
I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. 
Apparently “young blacks” and “Romanian gypsies” were not the correct  answers.

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A jokes On An Irish Boy

An  Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. 
A man asks him,“What’s wrong?” 
The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.  
“Oh bejaysus,”the man says. 
“Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?” 
The boy replies,“No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”

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