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Mumma Main Kaise Paida Hua

Pappu to his mom:”Mumma main kaise paida hua.. ??
Mom: Maine 1 bartan mein mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
Pappu ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha..
Pappu gusse se:
Dil toh karta hai ki Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri!! 
.My ‎#Boss installed ‎#WhatsApp and texted me
‘Oye ‎#Joke Bhej…!’
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I replied : "Sir abhi mein kaam kar raha hoon".
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after some time — Boss Replies:
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‎#Mast tha !!! Aur bhej ! :D :P


Funny Two Liners PJ From WhatsApp

Ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hain,
Taiyaar hone ke liye parlour jaati hain aur…
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Parlour jaane ke liye bhi taiyaar hoti hain!
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Logo ko pata nahi kaise sachcha pyaar mil jaata hai..
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Hamein to subah palang ke neeche utaari chappal bhi nahin milti!
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Kaun kehta hai ki sirf mohannat mein hi dard hota hai,
Kambakht…
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Darwaze mein ungli aa jaaye to bhi jaan nikal jaati hai!
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Jab tak zinda hoon message karta rahunga,
Jis din na karun samjh lena…
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Ki agle din karunga!
Aur kya.. maar do jaalimo abhi meri umar hi kya hui hai jo main maroon.
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Agar aap kahin jaldi mein jaa rahe ho..
Aur ‘Kaali Billi’ aapke aage se gujar jaaye to iska matlab…
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‘Kaali Billi’ aapse jyada jaldi mein hai!
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Samosa aaloo se: Jab main fry hota hoon,
to tumhe dhak kar garam tel se bacha leta hoon, kyunki main tumse pyaar karta hoon.
Aaloo: Jab log tumhe fry hone ke fauran baad khaate hain to main unka muh jala deta hoon, kyunki main bhi tumse pyaar karta hoon!
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Shiksha: Inki prem kahaani par na jaayein,
Samosa thanda karke khaayein!
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Duniya mein wo kaun si cheez hai,
Jo sabse jyada baar foolti hai..
Phir bhi uske aakaar mein koi pariwartan nahin hota!!
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Biwi ka thobdaa …! :-D

Maine Zindagi Mein Dhoke Hi Khaye Hai

Arz kiya hai…. :-)
Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai.
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Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai…. :-(
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grapes-mango-apple-chiku-amrud-cherry-pineapple-pear-watermelon
Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain.
Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana…. :-P :-D
Hygienic hota hai… :-D :-P :-D

Pappu Aur Traffic Policeman

Traffic Policeman: 100 fine de aur nikal jaa yahaan se.
Pappu: Sir! Satyamev Jayate waapas aa raha hai…
Traffic Policeman:
Achchha theek hai.
To yeh le 500 ki receipt…
Pappu: Sir Sir! Main to mazaak kar raha tha! :-P

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