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Mumma Main Kaise Paida Hua
Pappu to his mom:”Mumma main kaise paida hua.. ??
Mom: Maine 1 bartan mein mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
Pappu ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha..
Pappu gusse se:
Dil toh karta hai ki Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Dil toh karta hai ki Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri!!
.My #Boss installed #WhatsApp and texted me
‘Oye #Joke Bhej…!’
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I replied : "Sir abhi mein kaam kar raha hoon".
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after some time — Boss Replies:
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#Mast tha !!! Aur bhej ! :D :P
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I replied : "Sir abhi mein kaam kar raha hoon".
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after some time — Boss Replies:
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#Mast tha !!! Aur bhej ! :D :P
Funny Two Liners PJ From WhatsApp
Ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hain,
Taiyaar hone ke liye parlour jaati hain aur…
Taiyaar hone ke liye parlour jaati hain aur…
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Parlour jaane ke liye bhi taiyaar hoti hain!
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Logo ko pata nahi kaise sachcha pyaar mil jaata hai..
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Hamein to subah palang ke neeche utaari chappal bhi nahin milti!
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Kaun kehta hai ki sirf mohannat mein hi dard hota hai,
Kambakht…
Kambakht…
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Darwaze mein ungli aa jaaye to bhi jaan nikal jaati hai!
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Jab tak zinda hoon message karta rahunga,
Jis din na karun samjh lena…
Jis din na karun samjh lena…
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Ki agle din karunga!
Aur kya.. maar do jaalimo abhi meri umar hi kya hui hai jo main maroon.
Aur kya.. maar do jaalimo abhi meri umar hi kya hui hai jo main maroon.
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Agar aap kahin jaldi mein jaa rahe ho..
Aur ‘Kaali Billi’ aapke aage se gujar jaaye to iska matlab…
Aur ‘Kaali Billi’ aapke aage se gujar jaaye to iska matlab…
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‘Kaali Billi’ aapse jyada jaldi mein hai!
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Samosa aaloo se: Jab main fry hota hoon,
to tumhe dhak kar garam tel se bacha leta hoon, kyunki main tumse pyaar karta hoon.
Aaloo: Jab log tumhe fry hone ke fauran baad khaate hain to main unka muh jala deta hoon, kyunki main bhi tumse pyaar karta hoon!
to tumhe dhak kar garam tel se bacha leta hoon, kyunki main tumse pyaar karta hoon.
Aaloo: Jab log tumhe fry hone ke fauran baad khaate hain to main unka muh jala deta hoon, kyunki main bhi tumse pyaar karta hoon!
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Shiksha: Inki prem kahaani par na jaayein,
Samosa thanda karke khaayein!
Samosa thanda karke khaayein!
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Duniya mein wo kaun si cheez hai,
Jo sabse jyada baar foolti hai..
Phir bhi uske aakaar mein koi pariwartan nahin hota!!
Jo sabse jyada baar foolti hai..
Phir bhi uske aakaar mein koi pariwartan nahin hota!!
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Biwi ka thobdaa …!
Maine Zindagi Mein Dhoke Hi Khaye Hai
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